Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

A very angry Christmas from Don Cherry—and Don Cherry’s tie—to you:

This red velvet jacket is a tradition of Don’s at Christmastime, including this terrific example from last year. And, like the good man he is, Grapes reminds us not only that Christmas is not about Santa (who is featured on his tie) but abut the baby Jesus. Then, a scant three minutes later, Don denies the existence of institutional racism in the NHL and tells racial minorities to “go out and get your own fair shake in life and work for it”. What a douche bastard asshole.

Don Cherry Supports The Troops

The only reason I didn’t put a scare-trademark (Supports The Troops™) is because, despite everything else that’s awful and dum and stoopid about this man, his support for the troops is heartfelt and genuine. And what is more, he lets it be known by weating a black jacket with a rather comically oversized insignia of the Royal Canadian Legion, as well as a yellow ribbon, in memory of the three Canadian soldiers who were recently killed in Afghanistan: